Bottoms Strictly Forbidden All Hallows Eve Party

By meatsheet | October 20, 2020

All Hallows Eve party to end all parties. Here at MeatSheet the readers seem to be a bit misguided. If this is not clear from Mr. Gallagher’s email below then sample this one https://meatsheetfanzine.com/a-lucrative-proposal/

Hi John, let me introdust myself. My nick name is Spinach Tooth Gallagher, however my birth name is Horum Gallagher.

In 2012 I was at a Quaker Oats convention and walked around the entire convention with a browning piece of spinach on my front tooth.

My fried Leopard Pete laughed at me during the whole convention and didn’t tell me until 3 hours later, what he was laughing at. I was so ashamed, for I had met many employees of Quaker Oats and had even posed for selvies with a few.

Smiling ear to ear with rotting spinach on my front tooth. I have learned that you must make the best out of dreadful situations. As a result I have embraced the nick name of Spinach Tooth Gallagher, given to me by Leopard Pete.

If you ever meander your way through the Quaker Oats convention and see this guy, you know its Spinach Tooth Gallagher


Enough of that malarky, just wanted to start things off properly. The reason I am writing you is because I have been organizing a COVID 19 All Hallows Evil bash in Tempe, AZ. I know you reside in the state of Arizona. So I thought that for one, I’d invite you.

Two, maybe you could help get the word out through your Meatly Sheatus of online goodness and natural activity.

Here is the plan, on Saturday October 31, 2020, which is the truest of All Hallows Evil, we are going to gather in the desert off of Old Alamo Drive in Tempe. You can’t miss the spot, you’ve probably driven past it a skillion times. If you drive up Old Alamo and look off to your right, you’ll see a path that goes between two large rocks, right past the rocks is a pile of old televisions that people would use in shooting practice. Lots of cactus and beat up, destroyed, bullet hole filled TVs. Well right after that and the mountain in front of it, will be the spot of the All Hallows Evil party. 

pantsless party spot

Everyone is welcomed to this party, we do not discriminate. White, Yellow, Brown, Jaundice, Black, Pale, Albino, Burnt, Green, we encourage all. Masks are a must, shirts or tops are optional, but bottoms are strictly forbidden. All pricks, vahenyas and buttocks must be in plain view. A bush is fine, even one that covers Mother Nature’s most private zone. 
Wine and chewables will be offered, as will freeze dried shwimps and offerings of horse hooves. Entry to this gathering will be a slim $6.66 to go along with the spooky All Hallows Evil theme. Please feel free to cum and enjoy all that the dessert night will have to offer. We should be gathering around midnight. 
Yours in faith and dust.  – Spinach Tooth Gallagher

If you have a bizarre event like this, I may not be able to help. Apparently some people have misconceptions about what I do and who it reaches.

All Hallows Eve party, garage sale, Bar mitzvah, etc. I am a blog that focuses mainly on select music.

I do appreciate you reaching out. Thanks for reading and don’t forget to floss.

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