Discover Surefire Remarkable Minnow Strategy

A Surefire Remarkable Minnow Strategy. The latest Minnow – rity report from a person who wrote in previously. I’d like to make “skillions” !!!

Hello Johnathan, it’s your bestige Harvey Winston Minnow!

I am still eagerly awaiting your response to my surefire lucrative proposal on custom, limited edition, quite possibly hand numbered, Crocadillians of a Meat Sheet nature.

(Mr. Minnow’s earlier proposal https://meatsheetfanzine.com/a-lucrative-proposal/ )

However , while you sit and soak in the possibilities of that lucrative proposal, I have another lucrative proposal that just traveled through my brain and deep into my shorts and now into your forehead.

So my name is Harvey Winston Minnow as you very well now know. Considering Christ bestowed upon me, the last name Minnow, I’ve always taken a liking to the beautiful fish called a minnow.

Well I had this concept of gathering many minnows in a deep, dark, dirty river. Gathering them with honing devices and the many minnow bodies would create a boat of sorts.

Upon that boat of minnows, we could place small children. Never a child older than two years of age.

These children will sit and frolic on the spines of beautiful, tiny, minnows. Meanwhile they’re parental figures take photographs of the frolicking!

Can you please take a moment to envision it Johnathan? Humans will line up for miles for the opportunity to photograph their small child, riding on the spines of millions, possibly skillions of tiny minnows. (Editor note -Surefire profitability!)

I find the opportunity could be VERY lucrative! Maybe we charge $92.58 per ride. Of course I will take the $92 per ride and you could take the .58 cents! That’s a tremendously lucrative deal for you Johnathan!  

The tie is would be that you my friend are Johnathan Meat and each and every one of these beautiful, tiny minnows are made up of MEAT!

(Editor note -Surefire profitability! Remarkable marketing !)

Yes, you knew that! I find the connection uncanny and really it all leaves you with no other choice but to dive in to this lucrative deal with me. Imagine MINNOW MEAT, it all makes sense. Celebrate with me! – Harvey Winston Minnow

Hello Harvey Winston sir. I haven’t reached out back to you because I don’t think crocodile shoes and minnow wading pool that the kids to frolic in is a reasonable profitable venture. However, it is a remarkable strategy. Also I don’t have children. The closest to children I get is watching Mr. Mom every so often to get a laugh.

I will tell you a true story took place in Philadelphia when I lived there. I knew an entrepreneur who had a clothing line called Skate Nerd and his shop was called Skate Nerd’s Minnow. Hearing your name brings back fond memories of going in there and checking out his wares.  He even took some of my Meatsheet shirts on consignment. These fine shirts are still available upon request.

 This guys chosen name is Metal. He gave me a small discount when he could.  That brings me to the next point, profitability. Metal (and other friends that had upstart businesses) knew about profitability. He was fair and I’d like to think for his tenure that he was profitable, if only for a short time. Having a niche Minnow based business was hard even in early 2000’s Your proposals are ludicrous rather than lucrative.

I do not find the meaty minnow proposal / strategy to be surefire or remarkable.

They are lucrative for you as you keep 99% of the sale. You do have the makings of a brilliant marketing strategy. Perhaps you should hone that rather than meaty little minnows in a dirty riverbed . Anyways, I do appreciate your tenacity.

Your ‘bestige’, – John Meat