Startling Silly Leg Warmer Email

Tube tops and leg warmers. Whoa. Like that awful band Staind, it’s been a while. Since I can say I got any email or correspondence on the blog that wasn’t a straight up AI bot. I’ll translate what this person who enjoys leg warmers might be saying. I’m thankful that I remain obscure and strangeness like this doesn’t come up to the actual doorstep. Here is a personal favorite that is funny now but at the time left me feeling like a two inch saint. https://meatsheetfanzine.com/discover-surefire-remarkable-minnow-strategy/

Ya know, it’s a hot Sunday niz and all I want to do is nestle up with a spicy romance novel and cup of cold chamomile tea. I’ll don a pair of leg warmers and a tube top, nothing fancy. Open air for the rest of the vicinity, ya know, let it breathe a little bit.

Perhaps stream a little Don Ho – “Tiny Bubbles” to bring the mood full circle.

But when I’m done with all of that, I’m digging into the Meatus Sheatus websizzle and really gettin’ rank. I like to get warmed up before I go stone cold with the Meatus. Learn the structures, soak in the knowledge, perhaps take a ting or two to da bank of Americore. The fuerticles are second to nonsense and I like it dat way, as a matter fo factual, I done learn a ting or two from dem and make it a puert of me own life. So for all of dis, I tank you with many, many Mensa. > I dream that you keep plucking away at the beauty and opening my thighs to the sense and sensibility of an organized Luftwaffe. Keep it creamy Johnathan and let’s collab!  Yours in destiny, Coch Vengitis

There it is. What ‘it’ is ? I have not the foggiest idea. Whatever this person is trying to say, it is probably complimentary on their end but on mine a bit unsettling. Keep up the support, views, shares, back issue purchases, etc. I appreciate you.