Video Prank Call – Discover Magic Fruit Method
Video prank call with a legendary joker. Longmont Potion Castle has been making prank phone calls for decades. Proclaimed as ‘an infamous series of telephone calls that have been described as’ “the most absurd phone pranks on the market”. Little is known about this enigmatic person but if you research his work you may discover more about this mysterious man. I can tell you he uses vocal effect processor technology to pitch his voice deep like a record slowing down. Often he chases that with a pitch shift up into sucking helium realm. We’re basically talkin psychedelic weirdo phone calls up in air , fella. (His inflection, not mine)
I highly recommend any of his numerous Longmont Potion Castle Volumes 1 – 18 + of crank calls with musical interludes and medleys of other calls spliced in.
Check out this transcript for a different LPC flavor. This is an actual phone prank and not video prank call. I love the aliases he uses, to name a few besides the one transcribed, Dirk Funk, a band called Yucatan Suckaman, Giannini, plus a host of many more.
If you dial his prank calls up on internet , as a result, untold rewards await you.
Additionally you can go here and support him direct.http://longmontpotioncastle.com/ For something so far out such as LPC it takes work. It also takes a specific sense of humor. Happens I very much appreciate the sense of humor, how does that grab ya?
LPC : Yeah, this is Duncan…Cocker. Your neighbor.
Yeah! Hi.
Yeah, you guys were making a whole lotta noise in there last night. Didn’t appreciate it.
(Laughs) Yeah, well I’m focused on these crazy animals.
So I need to know that you’re gonna keep things down tonight, volume wise. Ya got me?
Uhh, ok. We’ll turn the TV down and, uh, keep the dogs quiet. All that sort of stuff.
Yeah, you better do everything you can.
We’ll keep an eye on it. Or an ear on it.
Pipe down, do it now…
Ok.
…And I don’t want to hear from you again.
Fair enough.
He calls back (ring)
(LPC in strange voice) Well, hello?
Who have I got.
I’m Duncan Whopper.
Ok.
I live near by ya, and you guys are making way too much noise at night, you know that?
Are we? Well I’ll tell you, we’ll have to curb it then, won’t we.
Why don’t cha bring ‘er down a couple notches here tonight? I got a big meeting tommorra.
(Laughs) And how’s the rest of your day going?
I don’t even know if I’m comin’ or goin’ lady. I didn’t get any sleep last night.
(Laughs) Well, as I said, we’ll do our best to curb it (hangs up)
(Calls back)
Hey, is Evelyn there?
Yeah.
This is Duncan Cocker.
Duncan? Crocker? Who are you?
Your neighbor. Last night I was hearing dogs and cats and birds and everything over at your house.
And what time was this?
It was too late, if you ask me. I was trying to get some rest.
You need to answer my question. What time was this?
I had a big, big meeting this morning.
Our dogs are in bed at nine thirty P.M.
That’s the most cockamamie thing I’ve ever heard.
Who are you? What address are you?
Duncan Cocker. I’m catty corner to you, one house down.
DUNCAN, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING ADDRESS?!
Why don’t you shut down your zoo over there and keep it quiet?
Our dogs are in bed. You’re talking to the wrong person.
So I could go on for days about this fella.. but I don’t want you to end up like this person above next to Ted Stryker who is obviously bored. Maybe one day I’ll rustle up some more original content re: LPC. Until then check out Volumes 1 – 18.