First fan mail bologna love

My 1st fan mail deals with bologna, love, and other stuff that I think is complimentary? I guess like Curly of the Stooges (not Iggy Pop) says. You neva forget your foist !

“I stumbled upon your Meatus blogosphere and fell deeply in love with the ravaging ways of your text. So much might and spite, so much truth minus the Baby Ruth. I learneded that my favorite banditos might be harsh purveyors of nudity and that scared the hair out of my aorta.

Therefore, to think, to imagine that all these years, all these tears may have been produced for stacks of bologna makes me quiver deep within. But then you make a quick right turn and ZOOMBYA.

I’m smack dab in the middle of die Hardy Boys research that inspires me to inspect and sniff out the righteousness of the old guard. Who knew? All I know is that I will be in pain and sheer agony if I stop peepin’ at your sizzle. So therefore I will never done it. You made a fan out of my pet hamster, Flufumz.”

Editor note – Send fan emails to

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Include a subject if you can so that it doesn’t get lost in the spam. OR – comment , OR use this link

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Please only send praise, photos of interest, and accolades. Just joshin you. Keep in mind there is a certain level of keyboard warrior- manship that will not be tolerated. I’ll print almost anything but as editor I have to keep the content somewhat relative to whatever is already been blogged. Satire and honest feedback are welcome. If you are racist, ultra religious and need to tell me, uber political, please leave the blog. There are thousands of places for you and this site is not the one for you.