Hamster Cage Neck Ties & Exciting Cavern Tour Adventures

Hamster Cage Neck Ties ? !? Picture little hamster ties. Picture a large one around your neck while you explore Caverns of Injustice. LOL. This is not my pastor and or vitamin salesman. Seems like a flim – flam con man. First email in a while that sticks out like morning wood in the pastures. Clearly nonsense but I will spare you the generic email submission from people who want to submit content that has nothing to do with any of the stuff on this blog and or zine. This one just way out past left field, it in the parking lot its so far out of the park. For an almost equally strange submission, read up about a bloke who delivers dentures with zero fanfare. https://meatsheetfanzine.com/devoted-and-guaranteed-denture-delivery/

Hey Clit Tips. I enjoy your slice of the American Pie here, Meaty burger flips and what have ye. I’d like to offer you a full fledged, European solution to downy sized  Cavern Tours. You think that is not a deal you’d like to make? Well listen here, I’ll vomit on your socks and call you Frank Husk, then rip out your belly buttock and stick a cream puff down your old Guliver’s Travels.

You must partake in these Cavern Tours, they are the only option you have to ingest all varieties of clover chops, milk rocks and calm, clear and combustive strangitis.

Still not clarity for your nonsensicle teeth, lips and toes? Well what if I offer you Hamster Cage Neck Ties, just for joining us on the Cavern Tours? That should do it. No one wants to leave their home without a Hamster Cage Neck Tie.

Optional hamster included, but hamster feces is definitely one with the money.

If this all sounds like suds and bozos to you, let’s get a clam bake going, fire up da grill, clip on the bone tie and let’s head to da Cavern of injustice! Thanks and eagerly awaiting your crumbles, your pastor and vitamin salesman,

Embryo McNichol.