Huge Offer Plus Rare Priceless Artwork
A huge offer. Very generous. Who would not jump at the chance for a high ticket painting using an esteemed artist’s fecal matter ? A skillion dollars as well, LOL. Equally bizarre is the previous farce of an email https://meatsheetfanzine.com/meathog-research/
Dear Meat Cheese Editor,
I just read with great relish the missive sent to you by Sir D.Anous, Esquire. For many moon pies, I have admired your blogsite from afar – much like in the way a fair maiden might peek through some drapery to see a young princes’ acorn ‘n’ berries.
I too, am a wealthy investor type who loves to spread my wealth in the arts. Over the years, I ‘ve had great success. Earning many bank notes in the bull chip market.
I have backed such groundbreaking projects as playwright Huston Sapphire’s revolutionary 56-act extravaganza “The Badger’s Shaft” and investigative historical journalist Will B Outlaw’s controversial book, “The Truth About Abe Lincoln’s Pool Boy”.
I would like to match Anous’ offer of an investment of a skillion dollars. Not only will I match it, I will give you free of charge one of the most prized elements from my extensive art collection. I speak of a piece by famous modern artist Fleeta Drumbo. If you are deep in the art scene then you know what piece I speak of. It is of course, “Log Pile” a 6 feet by 6 feet canvas smeared with a months worth of Drumbo’s fecal matter. Thank me later!!!
I do not want to get into a bidding war with Anous, but I see something unique in MeatMelt Blogzine . I wanna be there to get deep inside and give you a financial colonic. Can I be the sugar daddy to your meaty endeavors? I won’t take no for an answer…but i would accept a warm rollaid if offered.
Yours in Brotherhood + Artistic Passion – RW
So the next day at MeatSheet Headquarters this came through the email. More bull chip trading and what have ye.
You have received a new submission from Meatsheet Fanzine
(http://meatsheetfanzine.com/)
Greetings Meatfleet Editor!
I figured just in case you publish my missive on your internet publication, I should provide you with a photo of myself. The attached image was shot at the annual meeting of bull chip traders back in 2016 when it was held at the Anthony Imperiale Convention Center in Steubenville, Ohio. Please credit the photo to my personal photographer, Rubin Stutter.
Thank you – – Russell Winkers
I will have to respectfully decline both huge offers from Mr. Anous and Winkle as they seem like a farce. However absurd they gave me a giggle. Send your mail to Contact tab on the blog or meatsheet@hotmail.com. Later chip trader.