Return of the Minnow
Return of Harvey Winston Minnow to be exact.
A few pieces ago you may or may not have read some imaginative far fetched emails from this misguided man Harvey Winston Minnow. To read about the very original footwear click https://meatsheetfanzine.com/a-lucrative-proposal/ .
If you want to see another idea he floated to me then click here https://meatsheetfanzine.com/discover-surefire-remarkable-minnow-strategy/
If nothing else its good for a laugh. Perhaps just plain strange. Anyways you can always reach out by email , I guess. In conclusion, instead of this hair brain scheme I may donate to a worthwhile non profit. If you like to do the same https://www.audubon.org/
Hello Johnathan, it’s your bestige Harvey Winston Minnow, once again!
I’m going to assume you’ve lost interest in my Crocodillians and my brilliant Minnow strategy, I have not heard from nor sensed a chippy of bread from you in months.
I have bestowed upon you some of the most fantastic money making strategies, yet you ignore me like a four leaf clover rising from a pile of two week old dove feces.
I do resent it Jonathan, I must be frank.
Regardless ,I have one more stroke of brilliance to bestow upon ye and this time I truly hope you’ll take a genuine nibble.
You see … I have created a miniature camera that I can attach to a tiny cardinals bottom. It will document every scrap of excrement that the tiny devil will relieve himself of, all while humans such as you and I, watch and gleefully rejoice every time the creature moves his bowels. Can you just take a moment to appreciate the genius concept of documenting a miniature creature and the doody he will make?
If we get lucky, we may capture the moment when the cardinal cracks off a creation on the bald head of a poor and unsuspecting gentleman on a park bench.
Perhaps we could even capture the moment when a small child is meandering through a wooded vicinity. Exploring the paradise of nature, perhaps digging his small toes in fresh soil and then splash. A white fragment of cardinal meal is exposed to a tiny childs forehead and bottom lip. Oh the beauty and the elegance of a bird and his structure loosening and dropping, it’s fantastic.
Last but not least, surely you will agree and you will eagerly funnel me $32,000,000.00 to fund this fabulous project! I can promise you, as long as we sell a million of these eye in the sky cameras for the birdies bottom, I will share $250.00 with you and claim you as a partner. Johnathan Meatus proper? That would look beautiful upon the creation! You know you’d love and appreciate each and every moment that it is upon you and society!
Tell me you’re ready and we’ll move swiftly, the production of these brilliant birdie bottom cameras are ready to roll.
Your’s in honesty and turbulence, Harvey Winston Minnow