Ridiculous Request For Special Review
Ridiculous Request for Review ? Indeed. It’s been quiet on the Meatsheet Fanzine front. A few trolls. Some irrelevant commentary by Skynet AI bots. However this one squeaks on in like a titmouse foraging for seeds. Please send your correspondence to email meatsheet@hotmail.com. For more odd emails https://meatsheetfanzine.com/warped-want-list-and-making-an-ash-of-self/
Hello Arch Bishop Meat Flankard. I have attached for your review electronic pressure kit for you to write about. My band is Tempered Stang.
We are a blend of nu metal (tune down to B so that the guitars sound like low intestinal rumblings. ) old classic metal, and more.
Featuring 4 tuned down 8 string guitarists whose stances are as low as their tuning. A bass player, formerly from Autumnal Windfall, Everything I Touch Will Fail, Ben Barkuznick (Bar – Kooz – Nick) . On drums and blast beats is our version of Dave Sandoval from Morbid Angel. The one and only, Graham Carmichael. You may know him from Broken Warlords fame. They had that whole Conan / Frank Frazetta thing going after Bolt Thrower but eons before Crom was a sperm and egg mixed in a crucible. Subsequently, here is a link of what we did before we pivoted and changed our name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNFshTp3aJY
We throw some classic hardcore in .. such as Every time I Die I Bleed Rust.. Pankration, Cannibal Corpse, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead, Title Fight, Shelter ( the classic era, Mantra and after) , Bring Me the Horizon, Dance Gavin Dance, Vegan Reich, and Gorguts.
As you can see there is something for every body in our music. We plan to take over our hometown of Livermore Falls, Maine. We have residency at the Chuck Wagon Restaurant and will be booking more soon. Thank you for your consideration and please ride hard til you die.
With Temperance,
Jude Preous