Thrilling Talent, Secret Tips, And Turkey Legs

Talented Tips. Luke Agward? A ripper? Turkey legs? Potential dwarfism? Are you shittin’ me?

I am your host John Meat, take a journey with me featuring delusional fans who jam in their Granma’s basement. What we did not realize is we are no longer a music blog. Instead it is my own private Twilight Zone. Luckily for me Yuma is 2 to 3 hours, I think. I’m a transplant who doesn’t fancy alchohol and turkey drumsticks. For a different slant but similar weirdness, look here https://meatsheetfanzine.com/devoted-and-guaranteed-denture-delivery/ Luke, send in the review of your own band if you like. I guess there is a first time for anything, Keep the talent and tips coming. LOL

Hello Johnny and the local Meat Sheeters, my name is Luke Agward! I’m not sure if you are accepting contributions, but if you are, I’d like to do a review of my band’s demonstration cassette, “Blender Twinks“

We’re called, Talented Tips and The Luke Agward Band. We’re a brand new experimental, jazz, folk, prog rock, post punk, metal band out of Yuma, Arizona.

We’ve been jammin in my grannie’s basement for about 3 years now and I think we’ve finally got what it takes to bring our talents out of the basement and to the next level (hopefully that doesn’t just mean the living room).

I see you reside in AZ too and I’m hoping you and I can meet up and really exchange some ideas, possibly over mixed drinks and turkey legs. People tell me that if we can get in good with the Meat Sheet community, big things can happen for us. Bright lights have been my day dream since I was a small boy.

I’m technically still a small boy, I only stand at 3 foot 8 inches tight! But that is another story for another time.

So let me know if you are accepting contributions and if you are, a thunderous review of my band will be coming your way! Please don’t judge me for offering to review my own band’s demonstration cassette, I realize that is not common, but no one has heard our music yet, other than me (I play da bazz) and our axe master, Skrimp Johnson and our skinsmin, Poco DeMencia. Neither of which can read, so that’s why I would do the honors of the review.

We don’t promote ourselves as short stops, but coincidentally, no one in the band is taller than 4 foot, but I can assure you, we are indeed Talented Tips!

Again, that is another story for another time, possibly over turkey legs?
Thanks and bye. Luke Agward

PS: Attached is a photo of our axe master, Skrimp Johnson.