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Bottoms Strictly Forbidden All Hallows Eve Party
All Hallows Eve party to end all parties. Here at MeatSheet the readers seem to be a bit misguided. If this is not clear from Mr. Gallagher’s email below then sample this one https://meatsheetfanzine.com/a-lucrative-proposal/ Hi John, let me introdust myself. My nick name is Spinach Tooth Gallagher, however my birth name is Horum Gallagher. In 2012 I…
Read MoreStool Vinegar & Sinister Alp Balboa the Jail Bird Santa
Wisconsin scenester Stool Vinegar sent an email from the dairy land. No clue what hoss is talking about but it does remind me of a certain person in real life. They will remain anonymous and any resemblance is purely co ink a dental. I’ve gotten some real head scratchers like this one below and older…
Read MoreBlog Readers Have Spoken: Strange Horseshit
Here are three more email commentaries. What a cruel summer. So far got a good barrage of feedback. Here are two that really stretch the string bean. The other reference a previous email about a powerful band and demo. https://meatsheetfanzine.com/funniest-email-demo-review/ Reader Email Commentaries. Sweet Fancy Jesus. I’m a long time dedicated Meat Sheet fan and…
Read MoreTalented Tips & The Luke Agward Band – “Blender Twinks” – Demo Review
Funniest email demo review by their own bassist, Luke Agward of Talented Tips. I didn’t know where to put this sidesplitter. We don’t have a hard or digital copy and email to go on. It’s unorthodox situation in which I’d buy these guys all you can eat turkey legs to hear this demo, review will…
Read MoreThrilling Talent, Secret Tips, And Turkey Legs
Talented Tips. Luke Agward? A ripper? Turkey legs? Potential dwarfism? Are you shittin’ me? I am your host John Meat, take a journey with me featuring delusional fans who jam in their Granma’s basement. What we did not realize is we are no longer a music blog. Instead it is my own private Twilight Zone.…
Read MoreBeware Of Perceived And Dubious Mento Demon
Blog Zine Demon Disclaimer – MeatSheet fanzine is not a safe harbor for demons, Christians , Muslims, Buddhists, organized religions, or occult figures. However whatever you believe, I support you as long as you keep it under your vest. The reason is, I cover music, and when I can I’ll feature niche collectibles. Organized religion…
Read MoreDiscover Surefire Remarkable Minnow Strategy
These children will sit and frolic on the spines of beautiful, tiny, minnows. Meanwhile they’re parental figures take photographs of the frolicking!
Read MoreDevoted And Guaranteed Denture Delivery
I’m a low maintenance guy. Just give me a truck and a trailer full of false teeth and I’m on my way.
Read MoreSpecial Kind Of Bloody Weirdness
Chew some blood? I’d rather chew some Boba bubbles but that’s just me. Sometimes search engine results backfire on me. This email is proof. I can neither confirm nor deny that this fake / real but I tend to think it’s a fugazy. Let me give some clarification. Although the name “Meat Sheet” conjures up…
Read MoreAn Indecent Proposal
A lucrative proposal ? What could go wrong? This one so far takes the cake. Tops the email I got here, maybe. https://meatsheetfanzine.com/it-gets-better-another-fan-mail-dickies/ . Sounds like a true entrepreneur. I’ll be the envy of the Brooklyn waterfront. A lucrative proposal for you I have! I see that you are selling Meat Sheets and I am a…
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