Special Kind Of Bloody Weirdness

Chew some blood? I’d rather chew some Boba bubbles but that’s just me. Sometimes search engine results backfire on me. This email is proof. I can neither confirm nor deny that this fake / real but I tend to think it’s a fugazy. Let me give some clarification. Although the name “Meat Sheet” conjures up some beliefs or values, it’s a name I chose in mid 90’s. Since early 90’s I have been very vegetarian friendly. I embraced the nickname Meat given to me by my friend. It stuck, so rather than resist it, just went with it. It’s not a name to be assigned any belief or value. I know it could be considered a lame name as well, but i’m sticking with it for now.

So here is a misguided email. Check out another , or all here https://meatsheetfanzine.com/a-real-boneless-one/

It’s all good, because he told a friend and then that guy told a friend. You know the rest.

“I need help and a friend of mine told me that members of the Meat Sheet offer help. Can you help me? Here’s my dilemma. I like to eat blood, not drink it, but eat it. My teeth need to grind blood or I simply can not exist. Oh and it has to be human blood. Animal blood will not do. Sometimes I let the blood coagulate and that makes it easier to chew. I never slaughter a human being, I’m not weird like that. I’m a very peaceful homosapien.

However, I usually purchase blood from underground sources. There is a full working black market for the purchase of human blood. Some oddballs think they are vampires and use that as an excuse to drink blood, but that is not my bag at all.

I do not have fangs and I do not wear all black. I simply have to chew blood. 

With all of that being said, I do not want to eat blood. I realize I am risking my life with each and every chomp. From dealing with the underground market to diseases, it is all very nasty.

So, in conclusion, considering you deal with meat, you might know blood and maybe you’ll know how to help a genuine homosapien in need. Thank you for your time.”

– Chip Marinara