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How Much Wood Can A Skin Viper Chuck
Skin Viper and Meat Hang Safe Zones are what I am reduced to. Whatever the flank that even means. Just when you thought emails can’t get weirder well here is a person calling themselves Seid Hammy. That name could be a new Subway sandwich but who am I to judge? The bloke also appears to…
Read MoreFascinating Once Twice Moonwalk Tutorial
Once Twice , Three times a … anyways. Right about now we have new Beach House songs. A new LP from Petty Bunco’s Emily Robb ( set six string phasers to kill, learn how to moonwalk at the same time) and Golden Fang LP that seamlessly merges genres and labels into their own blend of…
Read MoreWarped Want List and Making An Ash of Self
Warped Want List . Here is a bloke who reaches out to me. A plea for you , the readers to keep your oniony eyes peeled for the rarest of rare vinyl “Seven Inchers” I’ve been busy finishing up this printed zine. You may ogle it here https://meatsheetfanzine.com/printed-zine/ Dear John Meat: My name is Peter…
Read MoreDazzling Distant Lights Sensational City Kids
Aggros and Suncharms are the two artists this overdue review entails. Two diametrically opposed artists in sound. Aggros being steeped in thrash and New York Hardcore roots. The Suncharms coming from 90s UK non commercial indie pop. Alas these are labels and like Lou Koller of Sick Of It All once said, “No labels, No…
Read MoreHuge Offer Plus Rare Priceless Artwork
A huge offer. Very generous. Who would not jump at the chance for a high ticket painting using an esteemed artist’s fecal matter ? A skillion dollars as well, LOL. Equally bizarre is the previous farce of an email https://meatsheetfanzine.com/meathog-research/ Dear Meat Cheese Editor, I just read with great relish the missive sent to you…
Read MoreRidiculous Meathog Research Investor Email
Meathog Research ? Yes, this came through and I can’t even believe these are real anymore. A striking resemblance to a previous email or two https://meatsheetfanzine.com/discover-surefire-remarkable-minnow-strategy/ It’s probably one person who latches on like Klingon’s around Uranus. Solitary trolling but at least it seems to be a real person as compared to my automated commentaries…
Read MoreAbsolute Exclusive Rusted Reviews
Rusted reviews. In more ways than one. I’ve been less productive. Furthermore my favorite Twitter account @glenndanzigscat posted ” Wake me up when October Rusts” This gives a chuckle, if you don’t get it it’s okay . October is nearly over already? It’s been a while since I posted on the blog. However we have…
Read MoreStartling Silly Leg Warmer Email
Tube tops and leg warmers. Whoa. Like that awful band Staind, it’s been a while. Since I can say I got any email or correspondence on the blog that wasn’t a straight up AI bot. I’ll translate what this person who enjoys leg warmers might be saying. I’m thankful that I remain obscure and strangeness…
Read MoreInfinite Granite Limited Birthdays
Infinite Granite, your one stop shop for granite must be pissed at these guys Deafheaven, that is unless of course it is bringing in business. Secondly, an indie band called Emperor Of Ice Cream. Naming your band that immediately sets my sights and expectations very high. The reason being? It is ice cream after all,…
Read MoreRare Deafheaven Destruction Unit Photos Pt. 1
Deafheaven photos from 2013. Phoenix Arizona. It just so happens I saw Deafheaven a while back. Aside from a cursory listen of Sunbather, I don’t know their material. The new LP Infinite Granite, thusfar sounds very promising. This track and video is insanely good, filled with sonic layers of guitar, thudding bass, sweet drum fills,…
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