Meat Mail
Ridiculous Request For Special Review
Ridiculous Request for Review ? Indeed. It’s been quiet on the Meatsheet Fanzine front. A few trolls. Some irrelevant commentary by Skynet AI bots. However this one squeaks on in like a titmouse foraging for seeds. Please send your correspondence to email meatsheet@hotmail.com. For more odd emails https://meatsheetfanzine.com/warped-want-list-and-making-an-ash-of-self/ Hello Arch Bishop Meat Flankard. I have…
Read MoreMilky, Silky, and Strange Emails
Wolf teats ? Port a potties ? The latest installment of correspondence and one not so out there email. Rarer than a Legless Bull test press. Seems to be skinscere. The rest ? Gong Show candidates. Look that up if you’re a youngun. Here is more of the same type of lunatic fringe email I…
Read MoreHow Much Wood Can A Skin Viper Chuck
Skin Viper and Meat Hang Safe Zones are what I am reduced to. Whatever the flank that even means. Just when you thought emails can’t get weirder well here is a person calling themselves Seid Hammy. That name could be a new Subway sandwich but who am I to judge? The bloke also appears to…
Read MoreWarped Want List and Making An Ash of Self
Warped Want List . Here is a bloke who reaches out to me. A plea for you , the readers to keep your oniony eyes peeled for the rarest of rare vinyl “Seven Inchers” I’ve been busy finishing up this printed zine. You may ogle it here https://meatsheetfanzine.com/printed-zine/ Dear John Meat: My name is Peter…
Read MoreHuge Offer Plus Rare Priceless Artwork
A huge offer. Very generous. Who would not jump at the chance for a high ticket painting using an esteemed artist’s fecal matter ? A skillion dollars as well, LOL. Equally bizarre is the previous farce of an email https://meatsheetfanzine.com/meathog-research/ Dear Meat Cheese Editor, I just read with great relish the missive sent to you…
Read MoreRidiculous Meathog Research Investor Email
Meathog Research ? Yes, this came through and I can’t even believe these are real anymore. A striking resemblance to a previous email or two https://meatsheetfanzine.com/discover-surefire-remarkable-minnow-strategy/ It’s probably one person who latches on like Klingon’s around Uranus. Solitary trolling but at least it seems to be a real person as compared to my automated commentaries…
Read MoreStartling Silly Leg Warmer Email
Tube tops and leg warmers. Whoa. Like that awful band Staind, it’s been a while. Since I can say I got any email or correspondence on the blog that wasn’t a straight up AI bot. I’ll translate what this person who enjoys leg warmers might be saying. I’m thankful that I remain obscure and strangeness…
Read MoreHamster Cage Neck Ties & Exciting Cavern Tour Adventures
Hamster Cage Neck Ties ? !? Picture little hamster ties. Picture a large one around your neck while you explore Caverns of Injustice. LOL. This is not my pastor and or vitamin salesman. Seems like a flim – flam con man. First email in a while that sticks out like morning wood in the pastures.…
Read MoreReturn of the Minnow
Return of Harvey Winston Minnow to be exact. A few pieces ago you may or may not have read some imaginative far fetched emails from this misguided man Harvey Winston Minnow. To read about the very original footwear click https://meatsheetfanzine.com/a-lucrative-proposal/ . If you want to see another idea he floated to me then click here…
Read MoreCrisp and New Autumn Flounder Fan Mail
Crisp Stank ? You overestimate my editorial powers. Another strange one. Here at Meatsheet it seems it’s Halloween every time someone drops a line. Sample this one https://meatsheetfanzine.com/stool-vinegar-sinister-alp-balboa-the-jail-bird-santa-wisconsin-scenester/ This person wants to use me to expand his internet reach to charter customers for a fishing trip LOL. Hi, Crisp Stank here. Wondering if I can…
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